Satan:
Hey I bought your soul last month and-

Me:
No returns.

Satan:
Please it's making me sad.

factions:

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

socotic:

i lose everything apart from weight

cravings:

i just need a break from everything for a year or a century

coltre:

I am so good at pretending I am tired when I am actually very sad